Motivation Is A Lotta Crap.

I Once Shook Hands With Pat Boone, And My Whole Right Side Sobered Up!

I Know It's The Gentlemanly Thing To Let The Wife File. But, Then, Everybody Knows I'm No Gentleman.

Love Is A Flower That Blooms So Tender, Each Kiss A Dew Drop Of Sweet Surrender. Love Is A Moment Of Life Enchanting, Let's Take That Moment That Tonight Is Granting.

Somewhere There's A Someone For Me. Though I May Be Lonely Now, I'll See It Through Somehow, To Somebody's Heart I Know I Hold The Key.

When Jerry Lewis And I Were Big, We Used To Go To Parties, And Everybody Thought I Was Big-headed And Stuck Up, And I Wasn't. It Was Because I Didn't Know How To Speak Good English, So I Used To Keep My Mouth Shut.