Motivation Is A Lotta Crap.

Your Love Made It All Worth Waiting For Some Like You.

The Whole World Is Drunk And We're Just The Cocktail Of The Moment. Someday Soon, The World Will Wake Up, Down Two Aspirin With A Glass Of Tomato Juice, And Wonder What The Hell All The Fuss Was About.

Your Lips And Mine, Two Sips Of Wine, Memories Are Made Of This.

I Take The Juice Of Two Bottles Of Whisky.

The Reason I Drink Is Because When I'm Sober I Think I'm Eddie Fisher.