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Johnny Carson Is A Comedian Who Is Seen Every Night In Millions Of Bedrooms All Over America...and That's Why His Last Wife Left Him.

When The World Seems To Shine Like You've Had Too Much Wine, That's Amore.

When Your Opponent's Sittin' There Holdin' All The Aces, There's Only One Thing To Do: Kick Over The Table.

I Was So Drunk Last Night I Fell Down And Missed The Floor.

You're Not Drunk If You Can Lie On The Floor Without Holding On.