You're Not Drunk If You Can Lie

When The World Seems To Shine Like You've Had Too Much Wine, That's Amore.

There's A Statue Of Jimmy Stewart In The Hollywood Wax Museum, And The Statue Talks Better Than He Does.

Your Lips And Mine, Two Sips Of Wine, Memories Are Made Of This.

If This Is Just The Beginning, My Life's Gonna Be Beautiful.

I Know It's The Gentlemanly Thing To Let The Wife File. But, Then, Everybody Knows I'm No Gentleman.