You're Not Drunk If You Can Lie

Brother, You Can't Go To Jail For What You're Thinking, Or That Look In Your Eye, Just Standing On The Corner Watching All The Girls Go By.

Motivation Is A Lotta Crap.

There's A Statue Of Jimmy Stewart In The Hollywood Wax Museum, And The Statue Talks Better Than He Does.

If This Is Just The Beginning, My Life's Gonna Be Beautiful.

Everybody Makes Mistakes; Look At Hitler.