My Comedy Comes From Pain. I Can't

Whatever Success I've Had, I Always Like To Top It.

When It Comes To Raising Children, I Believe In Give And Take. I Give Orders And They Take 'em.

They Say If You Don't Have Your Health You Ain't Got Nothing, But The Truth Is You Ain't Got Nothing If You Don't Have No One To Worry About Your Health.

Jerry Weintraub, The Producer, Might Be A Pain In The Ass, But He Really Knows How To Treat His Actors.

Whatever You Hear At The Barber Shop, Stays At The Barber Shop.