My Lyrics Are A Big Pile Of

Don't Expect Me To Die For You.

My Songs Have Always Been Frustrating Themes, Relationships That I've Had. And Now That I'm In Love, I Expect It To Be Really Happy, Or At Least There Won't Be Half As Much Anger As There Was.

I Like To Have Strong Opinions With Nothing To Back Them Up With Besides My Primal Sincerity. I Like Sincerity. I Lack Sincerity.

If You're A Sexist, Racist, Homophobe, Or Basically An Asshole, Don't Buy This Cd. I Don't Care If You Like Me, I Hate You.

I Only Remember A Few Things About Jimmy Carter. He Had Big Lips And Liked Peanuts. I Now Know That Jimmy Carter Was And Is A Good Man.