My Only Thrill Is Self Inflicted Hickies.

Man, Who Don't Like Spaghetti?

I Asked My Wife, 'is There Somebody Else?' She Said, 'there Must Be.'

Women My Age Just Don't Turn Me On. That's Another Problem With Getting Older. I Took Out An Older Woman The Other Night, And I Mean Old. I Told Her, Act Your Age. She Died.

If It Wasn't For Pick-pockets I'd Have No Sex Life At All.

I Tell Ya, It's Tough To Save A Buck. Right Now I'm Supporting Two Fighters. My Wife And Her Mother.