My Only Thrill Is Self Inflicted Hickies.

When I Was A Kid, I Never Went To Disneyland. My Ol' Man Told Me Mickey Mouse Died In A Cancer Experiment.

I Tell Ya When I Fly, I Don't Get No Respect. I Took One Of Those Cheap Flights, No Frills. I Finished Eatin' And Had To Do The Dishes.

I Went To A Fight The Other Night, And A Hockey Game Broke Out.

When I Was Born I Brought No Joy, My Father Said He Wanted A Boy!

Last Time I Saw A Mouth Like That, It Had A Hook In It.