My Parents Had Very Strict Rules For

I Was A Cute Baby. My Mom Said When I Was Born They Threw Away The Mold. Some Of It Grew Back.

When I Was A Kid, My Nickname Was Mr. Baseball. Because Of The Stitches.

Countries Are Making Nuclear Weapons Like There Is No Tomorrow.

When Deciding Between Two Competing Theories, Always Go With The One That Doesn't Involve A Magic Spell.

When I Was Ten, My Family Moved To Downer's Grove, Illinois. When I Was Twelve, I Found Them.