My Parents Had Very Strict Rules For

Once I Posed Nude For A Magazine. I've Never Been Back To That Newstand.

I Give Money To Unicef Because I Like The 'bang For Your Buck' Aspect. Here's $10, Go And Save 1,000 Kids From Blindness!

Because We Allow Handguns. When You Know Someone In The Crowd Might Be Packing A Rod, It Can't Help But Rush Your Timing.

I Once Had A Large Gay Following, But I Ducked Into An Alleyway And Lost Him.

Every Time I See Dan Quayle I Feel Like Buying A Vowel.