My Wifes Cooking Is So Bad The

I Tell Ya When I Fly, I Don't Get No Respect. I Took One Of Those Cheap Flights, No Frills. I Finished Eatin' And Had To Do The Dishes.

When My Parents Got Divorced, There Was A Custody Fight Over Me. ... And No One Showed Up.

I Worked In A Pet Store And People Would Ask How Big I Would Get.

I Walked In On My Wife And The Milkman, The First Thing She Says Is "don't Tell The Butcher"!

I Don't Get No Respect