My Wifes Cooking Is So Bad The

You Know You're Ugly When You Go To The Proctologist And He Sticks His Finger In Your Mouth.

During Sex, My Girlfriend Always Wants To Talk To Me… Just The Other Night She Called Me From A Hotel.

In The School I Went To, They Asked A Kid To Prove The Law Of Gravity And He Threw The Teacher Out Of The Window.

When I Was Born I Was So Ugly The Doctor Slapped My Mother.

His Breath Is So Bad Why Every Time He Smokes He Blows Onion Rings.