My Wifes Cooking Is So Bad The

To Me, Viagra Is The Same As Disneyland. You Wait An Hour For A Two-minute Ride.

My Car Broke Down Just The Other Day, I Called Triple A, They Came And Towed Me Away!

You Know You're Ugly When You Go To The Proctologist And He Sticks His Finger In Your Mouth.

I Once Went Out With This Wild Girl. She Made French Toast And Got Her Tongue Caught In The Toaster.

I Was A Poster Child... For Birth Control!