Never Run Into Debt, Not If You

It Strains A Man's Philosophy The Worst Kind To Laugh When He Gets Beat.

The Unfortunate Do Not Pity The Unfortunate.

It Ain't Because Lovers Are So Sensitive That They Quarrel So Often; It Is Because There Is So Much Fun N The Making Up.

My Advice To Those Who Are About To Begin, In Earnest, The Journey Of Life, Is To Take Their Heart In One Hand And A Club In The Other.

A Good Reliable Set Of Bowels Is Worth More To A Man Than Any Quantity Of Brains.