No More Botox For Me. Betty White's

I Am Definitely Going To Watch The Emmys This Year! My Makeup Team Is Nominated For “best Special Effects.”

I Love Gay And Lesbian Parents. But I Think We Need A Law That Says Lesbians And Gay Men Have To Raise Their Children Together. This Way, The Kids Would Not Only Know How To Build Bookshelves, But They'd Also Instinctively Know How To Decorate Them.

I Think It's Time They Knew The Truth About Beethoven.

If God Wanted Us To Bend Over He'd Put Diamonds On The Floor.

When You Can Laugh At Yourself No One Can Ever Make A Fool Of You.