Not Everybody Hates Me. Only The People

You Know What I Hate The Most? People That Imitate Owls.

The Only Work I Ever Turned Down Was A Cable Programme Called Diving For Excrement.

I Don't Really Hang Out With People. I Like To Be By Myself. In Fact, I've Been Arrested A Few Times Because I Like To Walk Around At Two Or Three In The Morning, Looking At Shop Windows. The Cops Take Me To The Station And Fingerprint Me. But I Wouldn't Call That Hanging Out.

I Ran Five Miles Today. Then, Finally, I Said, 'here, Lady...take Your Purse.'

I Go From Stool To Stool In Singles Bars Hoping To Get Lucky, But There's Never Any Gum Under Any Of Them.