Now That Marilyn Monroe Is Kosher, Arthur

Talent's Like A Baby. Wrap It Up In Wool And It Goes To Sleep.

An Epigram Is Only A Wisecrack That's Played At Carnegie Hall.

I Never Read Bad Reviews About Myself, Because My Friends Invariably Tell Me About Them.

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I'm Schizophrenic, And So Am I.

What The World Needs Is More Geniuses With Humility; There Are So Few Of Us Left.