Now That Marilyn Monroe Is Kosher, Arthur

Once He Makes Up His Mind, He's Full Of Indecision. - On Dwight D. Eisenhower

I Never Watch The Dinah Shore Show- I'm A Diabetic.

You Can't Possibly Hear The Last Movement Of Beethoven's Seventh And Go Slow. (oscar Trying To Talk His Way Out Of A Speeding Ticket)

I Am No More Humble Than My Talents Require.

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I'm Schizophrenic, And So Am I.