On Halloween, The Parents Sent Their Kids

My Mother Never Breast Fed Me, She Told Me She Only Liked Me As A Friend.

I'm A Bad Lover. Once I Caught A Peeping Tom Booing Me.

Time And Tide And Hookers Wait For No Man.

If Beauty Is In The Eye Of The Beholder, So Is Ugliness.

Life Is Full Of Temporary Situations, Ultimately Ending In A Permanent Solution.