Santa Is Having A Tough Time This

I Really Doubt Whether Evolution Ever Works, How Then Come Mothers Have Only Two Hands

It's Rough To Go Through Life With Your Contents Looking As If They Settled During Shipping.

Experience Is What You Have After You've Forgotten Her Name.

I'd Rather Be A Could-be If I Cannot Be An Are; Because A Could-be Is A Maybe Who Is Reaching For A Star. I'd Rather Be A Has-been Than A Might-have-been, By Far; For A Might Have-been Has Never Been, But A Has Was Once An Are.

I Just Filled Out My Income Tax Forms. Who Says You Can't Get Killed By A Blank?