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Many Of You Have Asked Why It's Taken Me So Long To Select A Running Mate. I Have No Intention Of Reaching Into The Political Grab Bag And Grabbing Any Man To Be My Running Mate. I'm Going To Reach In And Grab A Woman!

Assuming Either The Left Wing Or The Right Wing Gained Control Of The Country, It Would Probably Fly Around In Circles.

The No. 1 Cause Of Forest Fires Is Trees.

It Is True That All Of The Current Presidential Candidates Once Denied That They Had Any Intention Of Running. But The Fact That I Am Also A Liar, Doesn't Make Me A Candidate.

On The Issue Of Inflation, I Think I Could Solve It No Matter How Much Money It Took.