She Was So Fat That Her Bikini

I Can't Get No Respect.

You Know You're Ugly When You Go To The Proctologist And He Sticks His Finger In Your Mouth.

For Two Hours, Some Guy Followed Me Around With A Pooper Scooper.

On Halloween, The Parents Sent Their Kids Out Looking Like Me.

I Bought A New Japanese Car, I Turned On The Radio ... I Don't Understand A Word They're Saying.