She Was So Fat That Her Bikini

I Once Went Out With This Wild Girl. She Made French Toast And Got Her Tongue Caught In The Toaster.

I Asked My Wife, 'is There Somebody Else?' She Said, 'there Must Be.'

I Joined Gamblers Anon., They Gave Me 2 To 1 I Wouldn't Make It! I Joined Aa, There Was A Two Drink Minimum!

Never Tell Your Wife She's Bad In Bed. She'll Go Out And Get A Second Opinion.

There's Only One Thing Wrong With My Wife's Face - It Shows.