She Was So Fat That Her Bikini

I Knew A Girl So Ugly, They Use Her In Prisons To Cure Sex Offenders.

I Bought A Perfect Second Car... A Tow Truck.

I Tell Ya, Gambling Never Agreed With Me. Last Week I Went To The Track And They Shot My Horse With The Opening Gun.

Last Week I Told My Wife, If You Would Learn To Cook, I Could Fire The Chef. She Said, If You Could Learn To Make Love, I Could Fire The Chauffer.

If Sex Is A Pain In The Ass, Then You're Doing It Wrong.