So I Rang Up A Local Building

Well, My Wife And I Were Married In A Toilet - It Was A Marriage Of Convenience!

I Went To Buy Some Camouflage Trousers The Other Day But I Couldn’t Find Any.

Police Arrested Two Kids Yesterday, One Was Drinking Battery Acid, The Other Was Eating Fireworks. They Charged One And Let The Other One Off.

It's Strange, Isn't It. You Stand In The Middle Of A Library And Go Aaaaagghhhh' And Everyone Just Stares At You. But You Do The Same Thing On An Aeroplane, And Everyone Joins In.

Two Peanuts Walk Into A Rather Rough Bar, Not Looking For Any Trouble. Unfortunately, One Was A Salted.