The British Like Any Kind Of Music

As You'll Never Hear The Thing Again, My Boy, Why Not Throw In A Couple Of Brass Bands?

The Trouble With Women In An Orchestra Is That If They're Attractive It Will Upset My Players And If They're Not It Will Upset Me.

Composers Should Write Tunes That Chauffeurs And Errand Boys Can Whistle.

Great Music Is That Which Penetrates The Ear With Facility And Leaves The Memory With Difficulty. Magical Music Never Leaves The Memory.

Magical Music Never Leaves The Memory.