The Head Writer Loves That My Character

I Remember Saying In College That I Would Never Do Commercials.

I Don't Know How This Company Got The Name National Shakespeare Company, Because It Was Literally Like Retards Employing Retards.

People Want Other People To Know That They Share Our Sensibility Even If They're Not Exactly Sure What That Sensibility Is.

I Just Want To Do Cool Stuff.

I Touched An Oscar Once. Friend Of Mine Has One, For Writing. As Soon As I Touched It, He Said, Now You'll Never Win One.