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Life Goes By Fast. Enjoy It. Calm Down. It's All Funny.

Does Fashion Matter? Always - Though Not Quite As Much After Death.

With This Face, I Need All The Deals I Can Get.

Acting Is My True Love. I Would Like To Have Been A Serious Actor, And I Plan To In The Next Life. I'm Gonna Be Meryl Streep Rivers.

I Told My Mother-in-law That My House Was Her House, And She Said, 'get The Hell Off My Property.'