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He [will Rogers] Was America's Most Complete Human Document. One-third Humor. One-third Humanitarian. One-third Heart.

I Once Knew A Chap Who Had A System Of Just Hanging The Baby On The Clothes Line To Dry And He Was Greatly Admired By His Fellow Citizens For Having Discovered A Wonderful Innovation On Changing A Diaper.

I Came To The Conclusion Long Ago That All Life Is Six To Five Against.

Failure Is Always Present As An Actor. I Make My Living By Taking Chances. If I'm Not Risking Something, Then I'm Not Doing My Job, So I'm Constantly Failing. In Fact, I'm Trying To Fail Bigger. I Try To Focus On The Positive, The Moment, And Try To Realize Where I'm At In An Attempt To Understand The Failure.

Life Is Tough, And It's Really Tough When You're Stupid.