There Are Nights When The Wolves Are

Comedy, I Figured, Was The Thing That Came To Me The Most Easily. Playing The Trumpet And Piano Took Practice. I Thought That Was A Waste Of Time. I'd Go Out On The Street Corner And Be Funny. In A Minute.

If You Nail A Tool Shed Closed, How Do You Put The Hammer Away?

Movies And Television Don't Make You Violent; All They Do Is Channel The Violence More Creatively.

Hard Work Is For People Short On Talent.

One Thing Leads To Another? Not Always. Sometimes One Thing Leads To The Same Thing. Ask An Addict.