There Are Nights When The Wolves Are

If Honesty Were Suddenly Introduced Into American Life, The Whole System Would Collapse.

Some People Think That Words Can Injure The Psyche Or The Moral Fiber. And They Really Can't.

I Recently Went To A New Doctor And Noticed He Was Located In Something Called The Professional Building. I Felt Better Right Away.

In Football The Object Is To March Into Enemy Territory And Cross His Goal. In Baseball The Object Is To Go Home.

Running Isn't A Sport Because Anyone Can Do It. Anything We Can All Do Can't Be A Sport. I Can Run, You Can Run. My Mother Can Run, You Don't See Her On The Cover Of Sports Illustrated Do You?