Uncle Remus, Who Said To Uncle Ben,

Sophia Loren, Whose New Baby Asked Her, Is All That For Me? Never Got A Dinner!

Joan Rivers, Who Said To Marcel Marceau, Can We Talk? Never Got A Dinner!

Abraham Lincoln, Who Said, A House Divided... Is A Condominium. Never Got A Dinner!

When People Ask Me If Dean Martin Drank, Let Me Put It This Way. If Dracula Bit Dean In The Neck, He'd Get A Bloody Mary.

The Invisible Man, Who Said To His Wife, I Don't Care If It Looks Silly, Don't Stop! Never Got A Dinner!