Uncle Remus, Who Said To Uncle Ben,

Burt Reynolds, Great Sex Symbol Of The Movies, Who Said, I Owe It All To One Great Part. Never Got A Dinner!

Donald Trump's Mother, Who Said, Donnie! Stop Playing Monopoly And Get In That Barber's Chair! Never Got A Dinner!

Sonny Von Bulow, Who Said To Her Husband Claus On Their Honeymoon, Stop Needling Me. Never Got A Dinner!

Maid Marion, Who Said To Robin Hood, I Will Not Live In A House With A Little John. Never Got A Dinner!

J. Paul Getty, Who Still Hasn't Been Buried - They Keep Finding Oil! Never Got A Dinner!