Went To The Corner Shop - Bought

A Dyslexic Man Walks Into A Bra.

I'm On A Whisky Diet. I've Lost 3 Days Already.

Our Ice Cream Man Was Found Lying On The Floor Of His Van Covered With Hundreds And Thousands. Police Say That He Topped Himself.

So A Lorry-load Of Tortoises Crashed Into A Train-load Of Terrapins, I Thought "that's A Turtle Disaster".

I Went To Buy Some Camouflage Trousers The Other Day But I Couldn’t Find Any.