What Has Six Balls And Screws Texans?

I Admit I Was Drinking A Guinness... But I Did Not Swallow.

You Don't Accomplish Much By Swimming With The Mainstream. Hell, A Dead Fish Can Do That.

Friday Night Was The Night Most People Thought They Were Supposed To Have Fun. Trouble Was Most People Didn't Know What Fun Was Or How To Have It, So Things Usually Ended Up Pretty Ugly.

You Have To Pretend That Your Life Is A Financial Pleasure Even When Your Autographs Are Bouncing.

They Probably Would've Taken Jesus If He Hadn't Been Nailed Down.