What Has Six Balls And Screws Texans?

Every Time You See A Beautiful Woman, Just Remember, Somebody Got Tired Of Her.

That's The Government. Having Been A Politician And A Musician, I Can Tell You Which One Is A Higher Calling. If Musicians Ran The Country, It Would Be A Much Different Place. We Wouldn't Get A Lot Done In The Mornings, But We'd Work Late.

There Will Be A Whole New Spirit Blowing Through Texas. There Will Be A Smile On Everybody's Face And A Chill Up The Spine Of Every Politician.

On The Whole I Prefer Cats To Women Because Cats Seldom If Ever Use The Word 'relationship'.

Musicians Can Run This State Better Than Politicians. We Won't Get A Lot Done In The Mornings, But We'll Work Late And Be Honest.