When I Die, I Want To Die

If A Bank Fails In China, They Behead The Men At The Top Of It That Was Responsible... If We Beheaded All Of Ours That Were Responsible For Bank Failures, We Wouldn't Have Enough People Left To Bury The Heads.

Liberty Doesn't Work As Well In Practice As It Does In Speeches.

Everything Is Funny, As Long As It's Happening To Somebody Else.

In Europe Public Men Do Resign. But Here It's A Lost Art. You Have To Impeach 'em.

The Schools Ain't What They Used To Be And Never Was.