When I Was Ten, My Family Moved

Probably The Worst Time In A Person's Life Is When They Have To Kill A Family Member Because They Are The Devil. But Otherwise It's Been A Pretty Good Day.

In Our School You Were Searched For Guns And Knifes On The Way In And If You Didn't Have Any, They Gave You Some.

I'll Do Anything For My Wife, It's Turning Out.

I Go From Stool To Stool In Singles Bars Hoping To Get Lucky, But There's Never Any Gum Under Any Of Them.

Christmas Seems To Start Earlier And Earlier Every Year. Like, This Time, It's On December 25th.