When Jack Benny Has A Party, You

When They Saw Me Walking Down The Street Smoking A Cigar, They'd Say, 'hey, That 14-year-old Kid May Be Going Places.' Of Course It's Also A Good Prop On The Stage ... When You Can't Think Of What You're Supposed To Say Next, You Can Puff On Your Cigar Until You Think Of Your Next Line.

There's Nothing Wrong With Making Love With The Light On. Just Make Sure The Car Door Is Closed.

I Love To Sing, And I Love To Drink Scotch. Most People Would Rather Hear Me Drink Scotch.

Don't Stay In Bed, Unless You Can Make Money In Bed.

Everyday Happiness Means You Can't Wait To Come Home, Because The Soup Is Hot.