When Men Break Up They Want To

Marrying A Divorced Man Is Ecologically Responsible; In A World Where There Are More Women Than Men, It Pays To Recycle.

I Burned Sixty Calories. That Should Take Care Of A Peanut I Had In 1962.

I Work For Myself, Which Is Fun. Except When I Call In Sick, I Know I'm Lying.

I Never Panic When I Get Lost. I Just Change Where It Is I Want To Go.

I Was A Vegetarian Until I Started Leaning Toward The Sunlight.