When Men Break Up They Want To

All Men Look At Dr. Ruth And Wonder How She Has Gained All That Sexual Experience.

When A Woman Tries On Clothing From Her Closet That Feels Tight, She Will Assume She Has Gained Weight. When A Man Tries Something From His Closet That Feels Tight, He Will Assume The Clothing Has Shrunk.

I Know I Want To Have Children While My Parents Are Still Young Enough To Take Care Of Them.

I Had The Most Boring Office Job In The World...i Used To Clean The Windows On Envelopes.

I Knew So Little About Money I Used To Sign My Check, "love, Rita."