When She Started To Play, Steinway Came

I Don't Feel Old. I Don't Feel Anything Till Noon. That's When It's Time For My Nap.

England Occupies A Warm Spot In My Affections. It Was The Scene Of My Greatest Performance. I Was Born There.

It's So Cold Here In Washington, D.c., That Politicians Have Their Hands In Their Own Pockets.

Drugs Are Very Much A Part Of Professional Sports Today, But When You Think About It, Golf Is The Only Sport Where The Players Aren't Penalized For Being On Grass.

When They Asked Jack Benny To Do Something For The Actor's Orphanage - He Shot Both His Parents And Moved In.