When Two Men Fight Over A Woman

The Most Important Things To Do In The World Are To Get Something To Eat, Something To Drink And Somebody To Love You.

I Wish I'd Been A Mixed Infant.

When I'm Talking To People I Like To Stop And Quote Myself. My Quotes Have A Way Of Spicing Up Conversation.

Whatever You Hold In Contempt Is Your Jailer.

Other People Have A Nationality. The Irish And The Jews Have A Psychosis.