When Two Men Fight Over A Woman

One Drink Is To Many For Me And A Thousand Not Enough.

It's Not That The Irish Are Cynical. It's Rather That They Have A Wonderful Lack Of Respect For Everything And Everybody.

Many A Man Has Decided To Stay Alive Not Because Of The Will To Live But Because Of The Determination Not To Give Assorted Surviving Bastards The Satisfaction Of His Death.

Every Cripple Has His Own Way Of Walking.

Pound Notes Are The Best Religion In The World.