When Two Men Fight Over A Woman

The Only Thing I Envy In Young People Is Their Livers.

There Is No Such Thing As Bad Publicity Except Your Own Obituary.

Ninety-seven Saint Days A Year Wouldn't Affect The Theater, But Two Yom Kippurs Would Ruin It.

I Ruined My Health Drinking To Other People's.

There's No Bad Publicity Except An Obituary.