You Bet I'm Shy. I'm A Shyster

Blessed Are The Cracked, For They Shall Let In The Light.

I Hope They Bury Me Near A Strait Man

With A Little Study You'll Go A Long Ways, And I Wish You'd Start Now

When I Invite A Woman To Dinner, I Expect Her To Look At My Face. That's The Price She Has To Pay.

I Was Going To Thrash Them Within An Inch Of Their Lives, But I Didn't Have A Tape Measure.