You Bet I'm Shy. I'm A Shyster

I'm Going To Iowa For An Award. Then I'm Appearing At Carnegie Hall, It's Sold Out. Then I'm Sailing To France To Be Honored By The French Government - I'd Give It All Up For One Erection.

How Would You Like To Feel The Way She Looks?

The Foods That Are Recommended Today Are As Palatable As A Steady Diet Of Wet Blotters.

Money Cannot Buy You Happiness, And Happiness Cannot Buy You Money. That Might Be A Wise Crack, But I Doubt It.

She's So In Love With Me, She Doesn't Know Anything. That's Why She's In Love With Me.