Either He's Dead Or My Watch Has

The Alps Are A Simple Folk, Living On A Diet Of Old Shoes. And The Lord Alps Those Who Alp Themselves.

When Discovered By His Wife, Kissing The Maid, Groucho Said, "i Was Just Whispering In Her Mouth"

My Brother Thinks He's A Chicken-we Don't Talk Him Out Of It Because We Need The Eggs

One Morning I Shot An Elephant In My Pajamas. How He Got Into My Pajamas I'll Never Know.

Tv Is The Rat Race Of The Century.