I Can't Give Up Golf, I've Got

I've Been Married Fifty-five Years And I've Been Home Three Weeks.

Television. That's Where Movies Go When They Die.

A Bank Is A Place That Will Lend You Money If You Can Prove That You Don't Need It.

Having So Many Gold Courses So Close Together Was Ideal For Me. With My Slice I Could Enjoy Three Or Four Golf Courses At The Same Time.

Pebble Beach Is Alcatraz With Grass.