I Can't Give Up Golf, I've Got

I Never Kick My Ball In The Rough Or Improve My Lie In A Sand Trap. For That I Have A Caddie.

I Don't Know What People Have Against Jimmy Carter. He's Done Nothing.

I've Always Been In The Right Place And Time. Of Course, I Steered Myself There.

The Place Was So British, I Wouldn't Have Been Surprised If The Mice Wore Monocles.

Whenever I Play With Him , I Usually Try To Make It A Foursome - The President, Myself, A Paramedic And A Faith Healer.