I Can't Give Up Golf, I've Got

A Photographer Kept Shooting Me Every Time I Swung. I Was Very Flattered Until I Found Out He Was From Field And Stream.

I've Got To Watch Myself These Days. It's Too Exciting Watching Anyone Else.

It Flies So High, I Swear I Heard The Organs Playing.

Failure Is The Only Thing I've Ever Been A Success At.

In His Prime, The Young Comic Walked Onto A Stage With The Confidence Of A Man Who Owned It, And By The Time He Walked Off, He Did.