I Don't Know Kid, There Are So

With My Old Man I Got No Respect. He Told Me Never Take Candy From A Stranger Unless He Offered Me A Ride.

When I Was A Kid We Were So Poor, If I Hadn't Been A Boy I Wouldn't Have Had Anything To Play With.

My Daughters Been Picked Up So Many Times She's Starting To Grow Handles

My Father Gave Me A Bat For Christmas. The First Time I Tried To Play With It, It Flew Away.

What A Dog I Got. Last Night He Went On The Paper Four Times - Three While I Was Reading It.