I Don't Know Kid, There Are So

Every Time I Get In An Elevator, The Operator Says The Same Thing To Me: 'basement?'

I Knew A Girl So Ugly, They Use Her In Prisons To Cure Sex Offenders.

I Knew A Girl So Ugly, She Had A Face Like A Saint-a Saint Bernard!

It's Lonely On The Top When There's No One On The Bottom.

Look Out For Number One And Try Not To Step In Number Two.