I Know If Mama Ain't Happy, Ain't

You Might Be A Redneck If Your House Doesn't Have Curtains, But Your Truck Does.

If The Gas Pedal On Your Car Is Shaped Like A Bare Foot, You Might Be A Redneck.

I Had To Perform At The White House For The President, That's Always Kind Of A Weird Set To Try To Put Together.

You Might Be A Redneck If You Think The Mountain Men In Deliverance Were Just Misunderstood.

You Might Be A Redneck If You Can Tell Your Age By The Number Of Rings In The Bathtub.