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For Some Reason Cowboy Sounds Better Than Cowman.

The Easiest Time To Add Insult To Injury Is When You're Signing Somebody's Cast.

'sort Of' Is Such A Harmless Thing To Say... Sort Of. It's Just A Filler. Sort Of... It Doesn't Really Mean Anything. But After Certain Things, Sort Of Means Everything. Like... After "i Love You"... Or "you're Going To Live."

Last Week I Lost My Temper In My Karate Class. Man, I'm Not Doing That Again Until I'm A Black Belt. Because I Can Tell You There's A Difference Between Taking Karate And Receiving Karate.

Palindromes Are The Number One Conversation Stopper, Like Party Killer, I Think I've Ever Seen.