I've Got Seven Kids. The Three Words

Brother, You Can't Go To Jail For What You're Thinking, Or That Look In Your Eye, Just Standing On The Corner Watching All The Girls Go By.

When Jerry Lewis And I Were Big, We Used To Go To Parties, And Everybody Thought I Was Big-headed And Stuck Up, And I Wasn't. It Was Because I Didn't Know How To Speak Good English, So I Used To Keep My Mouth Shut.

You're Not Drunk If You Can Lie On The Floor Without Holding On.

I've Got Seven Kids. The Three Words You Hear Most Around My House Are 'hello,' 'goodbye,' And 'i'm Pregnant.'

Your Love Made It All Worth Waiting For Some Like You.