I Wish I Had A Twin, So

After We Made Love He Took A Piece Of Chalk And Made An Outline Of My Body.

With Age Comes Wisdom. You Don't Need Big Boobs To Be Feminine. Look At Liberace.

If I Found Yoko Ono Floating In My Pool, I'd Punish My Dog.

I Was Not An Attractive Child.

Elizabeth Taylor Was So Fat That Whenever She Went To London In A Red Dress, 30 Passengers Would Try To Board Her.