I Wish I Had A Twin, So

I Wish I Had A Twin, So I Could Know What I'd Look Like Without Plastic Surgery.

I'm Sure Some Of You Are Wondering Whether My Breasts Are Real. Let Me Just Explain To You. This One Is, This One Isn't.

I Love Israel For Its Blue And White Flag As It Matches My Legs.

I Was Smart Enough To Go Through Any Door That Opened.

Just Remember: Surviving Is The Best Revenge, No Matter What The Disaster Has Been.