If It Were Not For The Presents,

It Isn't How Long You Stick Around But What You Put Over While You Are Here.

Do Not Give Alms Promiscuously. Select The Unworthy Poor And Make Them Happy. To Give To The Deserving Is A Duty, But To Help The Improvident, Drinking Class Is Clear Generosity, So That The Donor Has A Right To Be Warmed By A Selfish Pride And Count On A Most Flattering Obituary.

The Higher They Fly The Harder They Fall.

A Friend Who Is Near And Dear May In Time Become As Useless As A Relative.

Early To Bed And Early To Rise, And You'll Meet Very Few Of The Best People.