If It Were Not For The Presents,

If It Were Not For The Presents, An Elopement Would Be Preferable.

Nothing Is Improbable Until It Moves Into The Past Tense.

Those Who Are Entitled To It Get It Sooner Or Later.

A Rose By Any Other Name Would Smell As Sweet, But Would Not Cost Half As Much During The Winter Months.

If You Have To Be Burned At The Stake, Be A Good Fellow And Collect Your Own Fire-wood.