If It Were Not For The Presents,

The First Sign Of Extravagance Is To Buy Trousers That One Does Not Need.

Do Not Give Alms Promiscuously. Select The Unworthy Poor And Make Them Happy. To Give To The Deserving Is A Duty, But To Help The Improvident, Drinking Class Is Clear Generosity, So That The Donor Has A Right To Be Warmed By A Selfish Pride And Count On A Most Flattering Obituary.

Early To Bed And Early To Rise, And You'll Meet Very Few Of The Best People.

The Only City People Are Those Born So.

"whom Are You?" Said He, For He Had Been To Night School.