If You Want To Talk To Me

My Belt Holds My Pants Up, But The Belt Loops Hold My Belt Up. I Don't Really Know What's Happening Down There. Who Is The Real Hero?

I Wanted To Buy A Candle Holder, But The Store Didn't Have One. So I Got A Cake.

I Get The Reese's Candy Bar. You Look At That, There's An Apostrophe-s There. That Means The Candy Bar Is His. I Didn't Know That. Next Time You're Eating A Reese's Candy Bar, And A Guy Named Reese Comes By And Says, "gimme That", You Better Hand It Over.

I Had My Palm Read. I Wrote Something On It First To See If She Would Read That Too.

I Haven't Slept For Ten Days, Because That Would Be Too Long.