If You Want To Talk To Me

I Wear A Necklace, Cause I Wanna Know When I'm Upside Down.

You Know When You See An Advertisement For A Casino, And They Have A Picture Of A Guy Winning Money? That's False Advertising, Because That Happens The Least. That's Like If You're Advertising A Hamburger, They Could Show A Guy Choking. "this Is What Happened Once."

I Got My Hair Highlighted Because I Felt Some Strands Were More Important Than Others.

P.s. - This Is What Part Of The Alphabet Would Look Like If Q And R Were Eliminated.

I Find A Duck's Opinion Of Me Is Very Much Influenced By Whether Or Not I Have Bread.