Please Don't Stand Up On My Account.

It's A Wonderful World. It May Destroy Itself But You'll Be Able To Watch It All On Tv.

It's Not Hard To Find Gerry Ford On A Golf Course - You Just Follow The Wounded.

Having So Many Gold Courses So Close Together Was Ideal For Me. With My Slice I Could Enjoy Three Or Four Golf Courses At The Same Time.

Ronald Reagan Is Not A Typical Politician Because He Doesn't Know How To Lie, Cheat, And Steal. He's Always Had An Agent For That.

I've Been Married Fifty-five Years And I've Been Home Three Weeks.