Please Don't Stand Up On My Account.

A Freudian Slip Is When You Say One Thing But Mean Your Mother.

Whenever I Play With Him , I Usually Try To Make It A Foursome - The President, Myself, A Paramedic And A Faith Healer.

I Don't Feel Old. I Don't Feel Anything Till Noon. That's When It's Time For My Nap.

Television. That's Where Movies Go When They Die.

The Trees In Siberia Are Miles Apart, That Is Why The Dogs Are So Fast.