Please Don't Stand Up On My Account.

I Don't Feel Old. I Don't Feel Anything Till Noon. That's When It's Time For My Nap.

He Hits The Ball 130 Yards And His Jewelry Goes 150.

Pebble Beach Is Alcatraz With Grass.

Don't Tempt Me, I Can Resist Anything But Temptation.

Middle Age Is When Your Age Starts To Show Around Your Middle.