Some People Put Us Down. But I

Golf Is A Funny Game. It's Done Much For Health, And At The Same Time Has Ruined People By Robbing Them Of Their Peace Of Mind. Look At Me, I'm The Healthiest Idiot In The World.

Your Ignorance Cramps My Conversation

It Gave Dirty Politics A Bad Name.

If You Haven't Got Any Charity In Your Heart, You Have The Worst Kind Of Heart Trouble.

I've Been Playing Golf A Long Time, Although It's Not Really True That On My First Round They Strapped My Bag On The Back Of A Dinosaur.