To A Smart Girl Men Are No

I'm A Great Housekeeper. I Get Divorced. I Keep The House.

I Don't Remember Anybody's Name. How Do You Think The "dahling" Thing Got Started?

I Always Said Marriage Should Be A Fifty-fifty Proposition. He Should Be At Least Fifty Years Old, And Have At Least Fifty-million Dollars.

To Be Loved Is A Strength. To Love Is A Weakness.

Macho Doesn't Prove Mucho.