Well, Jon Hamm Isn't A Real Celebrity.

Gwyneth Paltrow Names Her Kid Apple. I'm Not Going To Let That Stand.

I Also Don't Have A Desire To Be On The A-list. I Feel More People Can Relate To The D-list Than The A-list.

I Constantly Say Things That I Regret. I Mortify Myself Constantly.

No One Teaches You How To Do This. How Do You Let Go Of Someone Who You Love So Much?

I Was Raised Right — I Talk About People Behind Their Backs. It's Called Manners.