You Might Be A Redneck If You

You Might Be A Redneck If Your Vehicle Has A Two-tone Paint Job - Primer Red And Primer Gray.

You Might Be A Redneck If You Have A Color Coordinating Rope That Ties Down Your Car Hood.

In My Life, I Have Driven Some Crappy Vehicles. But I Have Never Been So Desperate For A Vehicle That I Wanted A Used Rental Car.

You Might Be A Redneck If You Own All The Components Of Soap On A Rope Except The Soap.

Country Music Is About New Love And It's About Old Love.