You Might Be A Redneck If The

My Wife Is So Analytical With Raising Kids, And I Am Not. My Feeling Is If They Turn Out Good, Then That Means I Was A Good Daddy And Put A Lot Of Effort Into It. If They Turn Out Bad, It Means They Took After Her Side Of The Family.

You Might Be A Redneck If...your Belt Buckle Weighs More Than Three Pounds.

We Probably Stagnate Our Children's Emotional Growth By Not Letting Them Have Some Separation From Us.

I Wish I Could Relate To The People I'm Related To.

Ladies Have Come Up With All These Expressions To Reassure Men. "oh, Honey, It's Not The Size Of The Ship, It's The Motion Of The Ocean." That May Be True, But It Takes A Long Time To Get To England In A Rowboat.